Mmm.... Nailpolish.

The thing that makes your food taste weird (if you eat with your fingers).
The thing that tastes really bad to begin with.
The thing that "mysteriously spills" on the carpet into a cement stain.
The thing that really sucks to use if you're not ambidextrous.
And last, the thing that smells almost as toxic bad/good as a sharpie.

And no.
This is not a toilet.

It's nailpolish!!
And I think that I found a brand that I actually like.
Huzzah! >and to any guy readers, you know you want to<

It's expensive, so I could only get two pens of it. Yes, pens.
Ever been to walgreens or some other random minute store. (if no, shake head anyways)
Voice: or in english, a drugstore.
Good.
Then you've probably seen the weird stands of nailpolish and the one with the broom looking goatee on it.
That's my precious.
The brand is---
Sally Hansen's:
Color Quick Fast Dry Nail Color Pen.

That's a mouthful.

These aren't my hands, but I hope you get my point.
And no, I did not cut these off for my collection, either...
And no, I... don't..... have... a .. hand coll----
*shoots a gun*
All better.

Not that that little disagreement is taken care of, here's the one I got.
(appearantly new, or nouveaute!) Turquoise Chrome. Oooh, exotic.

The other is a nail art pen by the same brand.
Guess what color?!BLACK!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Woops, I was on both italics and bold lock.

Heh. I'm so easily entertained.

CAPS LOCK ON.
caps lock off

CAPS LOCK ON

off
ON
off
ON
off.

Kay, I'm done.
NAH, NOT REALLY.
i DON'T GET THIS, WHY AM i SCREAMING AGAIN?? AHHGH!

WELL, I'M ALWAYS SCREAMING ANYWAYS.

NIGHTY NIGHT. I HAVE TO TAKE MY SHOWWWWWAH.
LOVE YOU ALL. NOT REALLY.
KAYLA (WHY AM I USING CAPS AGAIN?!?)

Yet Another Death Threat

There;s a time when threats like these begin to get old.
I mean, people are out to get me almost every day.
Shiz, I don't know a single person out there who wouldn't party on my grave.
Yeah, I hear you talking mother.....

But anyways, onto the recent threat- if you value anything- yes, including money, sex, cats, and beer- read this song written by my friend.
And comment.
Okay? Comment, comment, comment!!
Oh. And follow me. Pweaze?
Thankkkkz!

i really, really like this. SO SHOW SOME RESPECT, FOOS!!
Here we go:


Tonight's Lullaby - by Brette-chan

the world is black, the world is white

the world is all we need tonight
they all wait with baited breath for what they do not understand
a glass of wine, or something blue? all i need is up to you
sun and moon shine as one
the sky is all we need tonight
stars glow so merriely, go on for eternty
fifty-nine piano keys, one for you and one for me
we are both coverd in dew
dawn is all we need tonight
grass wont let us touch the ground, metal floor cannot be found
you point out the Milky Way
twilight is all we need tonight
paper crane, a white rose. steel flowers i dont know
church bells toll, i need to know
are you all i need tonight?
seven chimes for a maid, as i see you drift away




Oh, and I like this song shared to me by mah friend.
Strange & Beautiful (3:30) by Aqualung
(and no, I'm not just using this blog as a post-it note cause I'm too lazy to get one myself.... nooo....)


the thoughtful but airheaded,
Kayla-ayla.

My Noob Powers Are Tingling Once Again

I was listening to a song by Creed....
And I kinda misinterpreted some of the lyrics.

"Wool. Oh, wool.
The only way is wool.

Wool. Oh, wool.
The only way is wool.

I feel angry. I feel helpless.
Wanna change the world, yeah.
I feel vile lint. I feel aloe.
Don't try to change my mind, no.

Society blinded by color why,
I hold out wool to reason over
Discimination, I want both sides
Seeds of hate
Well I suck vernor!"

......
The song's called "One". Here are the real lyrics, lol.

"One, oh one,
The only way is one

One, oh one,
The only way is one


I feel angry I feel helpless
Want to change the world
I feel violent I feel alone
Don't try and change my mind


Society blind by color
Why hold down one to raise another
Discrimination now on both sides
Seeds of hate blossom further."



Well. I was close.
Kinda.

Just listen to it yourself!! XDDD
Good night everyone!
(concert AGAIN tomorrow at rocketown. Nevershoutnever!)

<333333
Someone who isn't kayla

New Stuff = Happiness

Okay, just wanting to ask-- do you guys (readers, *cough*) prefer more frequent but shorter posts, rarer mega-posts, or are neutral either way?
Tell me so that I can better serve YOU! (haha.... ha...)
No. I am not your personal slave.
Yet. Depends if you can make sushi and entertain me- I feat few can accomplish.
Not really. Just hand me a piece of twine.

Adorable, yes?
Yeah.... that's not me. Remember that mutant from a few posts ago? Mm, hm, now that's me.

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Okay, I REAAAALLY need to stop my hand spasms. I pushed some weird button on my key board [BUTTERFINGERS] ... >sho tasteh<  and it made my screen FILL with the site I had up. Which was this one. And that freaked me out, so I pressed random keys on the board in kayla confusion. My loffs, I almost lost all of this beautiful work. This.... this masterpiece. This.....
Blasphemy, really.

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MORE BOOKS FOR YOU AVID (or nor so avid) READERS!!
....
And these are ones I've actually finished!!!

Voice: Good job. I clap for you.

Me: Are you... Are you serious?!

Voice: Haha. No.

Me: You were just yanking my chain!

Voice: Yanking.... your what?

Me: My chain. You're yanking it.

Voice: Oh. Be that way.

Me: It's okay, voicey. My fatherly figure (WowLaurenWow, thanks for the ref.) thought I didn't know what that meant.

Voice: Me either, what with your IQ score and all----

Me: I thought... I told you never to speak of that again...

Voice: *whispers* gooooose........eeeeeegg.......
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Here are da books (skip as you please):
The Vampire Diaries
If I Should Die Before I Wake
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I'll start at the bottom.

Being of Polish decent, I find fiction books on the holocaust extremely interesting.
If I Should Die Before I Wake by  Han Nolan is an example of a book like that. Also entertaining because I read it on the nine hour car ride to New Orleans.
In a nutshell.... (don't worry, no spoilers. I'm just cruel like that you lazy peoplez)
Enter Hilary, a sixteen year old neo-nazi living in the subburbs.
Well, before she was in a motorcycle accident that practically killed her.
Practically. While Hilary's body battles against the odds in a Jewish hospital (Irrrrony) not far from her wreck, her mind is far away in Poland.
There, she is no longer herself- she's Chana.
The Jew.
~
I give this booook.... 8/10 or 9/10.
The ending was a bit odd, but it was truly a touching story. *dabs at eyes*
If you're not into this sort of novel, you may be a bit bored-- though I found it engaging.
Still, the ending was weird. O.O
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Book Three of The Vampire Diaries by L. J. Smith

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love L.J. Smith's fantasy books- especially her Night World series which is by far one of my favorites!

This book was just downright disappointing.

Books one and two were phenomenal pageturners that I couldn't put down.
No, really. I blame the superglue.
And about the t.v. show- I've heard it's great, although the first episode was a major turnoff.
Like seriously, ELENA'S HAIR IS BLOND!!! Throughout the entire series, they mention "halo of golden hair" "blond" "angelic blond" "yellow wheat" .... those aren't the exact ones--- but you get my point. They mention it. Alot. I like my minor details.
And the other cast is pretty dang (f-bombsss awaayyy) - up.
Stephan is...... somehow unattractive. Kinda ape-ish.
And Damon. Well, he's an exception. They didn't portray him too terribly. Reminds me of the fawn dude in Narnia.


Okay, onto the story.
There's vampires. Yes, I get that.
What I don't get is why they randomly added a slew of kitsune-(japanese shapeshifting fox demon/spirits/ creatures. For reference- Nine-tails, the Pokemon. More tails = more power.)
I like japanese folklore, yes.
When it enters my beloved vampire books unsuccessfully and randomly- not so much. Especially when it alters the story.
The first bit of the third book was wonderful. The rest? Not so much.
Rating: Around 5.5/10. It was one of those WTF kind of books.
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Soon to come:

Willow by Julia Hoban

Unwind by Neal Shusterman

(a continuation of) Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater
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Oh, and if you get the chance to:
Listen to Mum.
No, not your mother, although she might like that from time to time.
The Band/ group/ person. I don't know- Alaina gave me the tracks.
Try the album- "Finally We Are No One"
I love it!
Your closet buddy,
KAILAH-CHAAN!

QUOTE NUMBER: HILARIOUS!

A good friend once told me,
"I'm gonna do a boy." *Insert Kayla's laughter*
"Quiz." -Olivia

We got a whole bag of popcorn 'cause the man at the stand liked how we posed for a picture....heh..

Un-Winter Worries

I'm beginning to get twitchy, mah loffs.
I started with about five readers and a few random visitors to my bloggity blog.
Started with.
Instead of increasing or staying the same....
I'm down to me, myself, and some person who isn't commenting!
Do you want me to stop?
.....
You sicken me.
.....
If NOT, leave a comment or/and respond to the poll so I know how many people are tuning in. (totally anonymous)
I have this AMAZING trip to New Orleans that I wish to share with you guys!
Here's the catch:
Only if I get 6 poll replies (we're at 2) or 5 comments from 5 different people!
Please show me you care!!!
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And now for the featured presentation!
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Enter the world of Sam and Grace.
Human and wereworlf.
Warm and cold.

Summer and winter.
All it takes
Is a shiver.

Okay, okay, away with the sales pitch yee maties! My pirate's a little rusty. Just like my hook. Ar, ar, arr!!



Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater isn't the average wolf story- So you're safe whether or not you put up with the Twilight Saga.

I'm about a third through this book- and I adore it. (If anyone's familiar with The Book, then you'll get the layout of this story done in dual perspectives.) Other reviewers said around 1/2 this book is filler, but it's all interesting, fitting together piece by piece. I don't want to reveal too much about this book- excepta few factors that determine everything.
Temperature. And a bond.
On the book, it said somethnig about how they would save each other. I'm awaiting how. There's even a second book out!!
I'm totally psyked (shut up! I'm too lazy to check myself!!!) to see how everything's going to play out.
Because it's Sam's last year.
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Just In: (7:45 pm)
Katherine, my perverted and lovable book sleuth, said that she read the book at the beginning of the school year.
And it was a flop.
Good. Getting better. Then downhill.
What a disappointment, my dearies.
But don't you worry your pretty little heads-- I'll find out on my own and finish my book review.
Alrighty?
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EPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Oh, yeah, I finished the TAIL of my scarf.
God, this is going to take FOREEEEEEEVER!!
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Tomorrow, (4/11), I'm going to another Rocketown concert!!! (last one I went to was Killswitch engage, The Devil Wears Prada, and some swedish band that was somethin Darkness.)
I'm going for another band my brother introduced me to--- ARTIST VS. POET!!
The lineup is in no particular order here:
Artist vs. Poet
The Maine--- //I like their lyric: Well, I'll state something rash/ she had the most amazing/ smile/ I bet you didn't expect that// lolA! (Into Your Arms)
We the Kings
Stereo Skyline
Cartel
And I think that's it!

Like I said, soooo excited! WHAT A WEEK!

Remember--- REPLY REPLY!!

Love,
The Always anxious Kayla-chan

CAN YOU PASS?!

Okay, these things REALLY make me wonder.
Because.... they're like so damn hard to figure out.

Little kid: Mommy, why is E.T. laying on our living room floor?

Or.....

Little kid #2: MOMMY, WHY'S GRANDMA NAKED ON THE FLOOR AGAIN?!
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HELLO MY LOVELY AND ADORING FANS, WELCOME TO ANOTHER SEGMENT OF: KAYLA KULTURE!!

*complete silence*

.....
I'm not even worth crickets, am I?

voice: No.

Me: THAT WASN"T MEANT TO BE ANSWERED!!!

voice: Uh, huhh....

.....
Sorreh, no one's talked to me today, so I'm getting a little... crazy.

Voice: A LITTLE?!

Me: I SAID A LITTLE!!!

Voice: *coughs*

Me: You're going to be doing more than that once I'm done with you!!!

Voice: Your mom. Heh....

Me: Oh, god..... O.O eeeewww....
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Here's my mom- if you need a reference picture.
See-- this is why I would like to become a photographer:

I find the best in everyone.
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I'm trying to catch up on some manga reading, but alas, my parents are cruel, leaving me to sleep downstairs so the dumb dog doesn't whine. Ugh.

Here's the one I've finished so far (they only have 1-25) SOOOB!! TT~TT

Faster Than A Kiss

It's such an adorable series. Hehe, hot glasses dude. Why aren't there ever hot glasses GIRLS?!
Are they trying to tell me something?! Hahahaha.... Nah, I'm already aware of my status.



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WHICH ONE'S THE KAYLA?!

Oh, and if you need help--- It's the first one.
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Mah dears, mah dears--- I'm unsure when I'll write next.
It's spring break--- and I'll be heading to New Orleans for five days!
Kayla's pronouciation time!
(Knew-- Or-leens. Not Lens, kiddies.)
Lol. Just like good 'ol  Arkansas.
(Are-can-saw) (Ark-in-slaw)
Both seem interesting enough to me.

Dog's crying up a storm....
NIGHTY NIGHT!!! GAH!

With loff,
the girl with the sloth backpack named athena (a kayla who'll explain things later)