IT'S OFFICAL!!

I actually have a follower.... who I didn't FORCE to follow me!!

Round of applause, please?

*silence*

BE LIKE THAT

Voice: Don't have to tell me twice.

Me: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!

Voice: That I don't give a rat's ass about what you want me to do.

Me: Rat's ass....?

Voice: Heard your dad say it quite a few times.

Me: That's a bit morbid, isn't it?

Voice: None less than anything else.

Me: .......What are you talking about?!

*giggles* Dead babies....

Voice: Exactly...
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I did NOT get off topic ONE BIT.
Hehe...

In celebration, I'm posting a few random pictures that will mortify myself and a friend or two.
I can live with that.
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RANDOM FACT #1:
I'm kinda deathly allergic to giant lilies. Not deathly, but last time they were brought into the house, I was on my knees, eyes red and me all snotty. Kinda sorta dying. Lol. lol?
*ripping off the pollen filled stamen of small ones with glee*
Oh, and there's my mom. Heh.

RANDOM FACT #2

Lately, I keep on spelling America wrong. Sheesh. (Americah)

Does that make me a bad American? lol.

Um, my friend Lauren's face..... "improved" by my camera. Ah, I loff her.

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I would like to say that I'm sorry, but I'm a heartless bitch.... YEE HAW!

(I've always wanted to say that)
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For once, I think that I look semi okayish in this picture? Do you agree?

(I can't decide which I like better)

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I actually kinda like the one below.

*GASP*

MAH BOOBEHS ARE IN THE PIC!!

Well, duh, dumbass. HALF MY TORSO IS BOOB. Sheesh.

Girls, you can totally sympathize with me, yes?

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Um, lemme think. Something new I learned.

My cat's claws are weapons of mass destruction. She gave me an owwie!

I was all like "shit, what the hell was that for you rotten..."

Well, I couldn't call her a bitch, she's not a dog.

My 'lil gore.

Like Al Gore. Or however he's spelled. Mwhaha.

I have lots of books to tell you about, but that can always come later.

I leave you with this video. Lol. It amuses me.

Night my loffs!