ARG, YEE MATIES!!

We have another member aboard the Kayla-worship... ship. (ahah, that just sounded so awkward, I love it).
New follower, thank you for making my 3:28 AM special.
For you. Me write. Me say stuffs. Yay! Everybody happy!

Random Ideas That Have Popped Into My Head/ Pissed Me Off

1. Why am I listening to Britany Spears right now? The same three songs... for the last half hour?
Um, I'm switching. Now.
Thank you Airplanes by The Ready Set. My love goes out to you, too.

2. Movies with hidden clips after the credits.
You. Piss me off.
Here I was, in the theatre at the showing of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. The movie just ended; everybody acts as if a fire alarm has been pulled, throwing themselves out the doors, pouring out like a  too thin pancake batter. Nasty, right?
What's worse is that I'm the awkward person standing with my friend, waiting.
Waiting.
After an eternity, I glance at my phone, squinting at the blurred too-small-numbers. That can't be right.
How long have these credits and bloody annoying (epic) pirate background music been rolling.
Do you really have to name every little boy?! Every food caterer to the caterers?!
Oh. Look-y there, the minimum wage cleaners have arrived to fill their bellies with forgotten candies and to sweep the floor. How many people are left again? Ten... maybe?
I wait. We all wait. In anticipation.
The cleaners just want to seem nonchalant, squirming into corners, doing little stationary sweeping motions to appear productive. Camouflaged by their cinema-ordained khakis, they might not even be there, if it wasn't for the awkwardness. I glance inwards, leaning, aiming for a closer look. Is that the lady in my math class who I saw cleaning in the bathrooms earlier?
Ah! She spotted me! Advert eyes, look away, look away!
...
Silence.
Then appears... the dreaded black screen. The moment of truth.
Will there be more, or just disappointment? (I enjoy good ol' pirate music, but not 20 minutes worth. They could have made those credits a minimovie of their own! Staff of the Caribbean: At Pay's End.)
Okay, okay.
I see... I see a girl! The girl! My time has not been wasted!
My mouth hangs wide open, eyes glazing over with pure attentiveness.
....
One minute later.
...
"Is there going to be another movie?"

And so the journey continues and I'll hopefully get to see the lovely face of Jack Sparrow star in another movie. If not, I want a voodoo doll, too. (aha, inside joke to the... evil... cliff hanger/piss off kayla/ blow mind/ thingy.)

3. I'm an unproductive reader.
Sometimes, I don't start/finish a book because:
-It's too beautiful to end.
-I don't want to become a beast engulfed in a book
(like Mockingjay. My father would ask, "W-would you like a snack? A drink?" And I'd growl and spout things such as "I'm bloody reading!" "He died?!" "Let me enjoy this!!" "Graghfghgf!!")
-Get distracted
-Don't want to know if I'll have to wait for a sequel
-It's summer

It's good to know the only thing I've read this summer is manga and The Secret Unicorn (Part One of Four). And I don't plan on reading the others.
Me? Accomplished much?
You betcha.

4. I've been writing a (craptastic) story.
Should I put some of it on here (?), cause I most definitely need an excuse to write. Long term, kayla-only stories aren't exactly my thing.
I get off topic a lot.
Did I mention I like kitties? :3

With love,
The Wendy who almost has a cumulative 30,000 page views. (sorry, watched a 2-hour Peter Pan movie. Because I'm obviously the coolest. Maybe that's why I'm thinking about pirates...)

OMAHGAWD, DOUBLE RAINBOW, OMAHGAWD!

Today I got to watch

"SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD"

P.S. It was hilarious, folks. So hilarious in fact, it receives:

So does this,
A new phenomenon- the double rainbow song- whom I would sell out all my friends just to hear.
It's that addictive. (sorry everyone... not really)

Just in case you don't know what all the fuss is about:
Here's the videos!

(WATCH THEM ALL, DAMN YOU!)






And the best part: someone's remix.

I'm seriously going to buy this thing, and the best part, I think I've driven my parents half crazy!!

Look at all the other people who've gotten into this craze!!
(I'm so proud *gush gush*)

See, now you can get what the hell's going on!

Foxtrot.....

Adventure Time..... (thanks, Alaina for cluing me in!)




A double rainbow ice cream shop.... (who knew?!?)

http://www.doublerainbow.com/dr/

This..... is just amusing...
(dude... you can stop frickin orgasming with your cereal...)



OkaY... i OFFICALLY NEED THIS. HEH, CAPS LOCK



I'll add more things when I see them... (I think Brette's getting impatient)

Hey, Gaia Online's part of it, too!! (Katherine told meh)

http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemdetail/57091

Thank You Marina!

This is my take on the whole BP Spill ordeal.....

I Can't Understand You... But It's Okay.

Who doesn't love the "classic" coming of age book, The Giver by Lois Lowry....

(I loved my 7th grade copy so much I turned it into The Diary of Anne Frank for an 8th grade Language arts project..... Yay for recycling!)

THE STORY:
About Jonas, a twelve year old receiving the crippling memories of the thousands of years before him through an old man touching his back.
His father's a baby killer. Literally.
Only birthmothers are allowed to get preggo, and they're used 4 or 5 times before they're trashed.
Retirement = death.
He has dreams about sponge bathing old women.
Sexual yearnings are called the stirrings, which are treated by daily pills.
........
Yay for coming of age?

Here's some video spoofs I found kinda entertaining... even though I had some communication problems.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMDp3Sm0EwU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSsvyO4uPeM&playnext_from=TL&videos=qvljVEdL-Ao&feature=sub

....
I'm good. now.

Be My Avatar! (good song, too)

He's so EVIL I had to add a few extra L's. EVILLLLLLLL!!!
The Indestructible Leader Jerk of da Humanoids (kayla quote referring to his...calmness)


"I'm on fire... But it's okay."

For those who have seen the movie Avatar (which now includes moi) I hope you get what I'm talking about.
For those who haven't, you'll probably understand just as much as the first group.
Which is in the.... zero range.

:D

Okay, not really.


D:
.....
D: - woah, woah... buddy. dude. not cool.
don't make me angry. you won't like me when I'm angry.



Who do you think you are, hulk? MWHAHAHA! 
I think you just got yourself pwned. :D

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>:D : WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, KAYLA?!
What, you sayin' I gotta change my freaking mood- my emoticon just cause you're throwin another one of your curve balls. I hate this job! You misuse me!! Abuse me!!!



Uh.... Don't I already do that with the rest of the people I know?


>:D : DON'T YOU GO ON BELITTLING ME!!!



Settle down, man..... I'm not-----


>:D : AHA! THE CULPRIT'S TRYING TO SAVE HER ASS FROM THE DESTRUCTION OF THE MALICIOUS LAUGHING FACE!!!!



Excuse me.... but that doesn't really sound that... well... malicious.


>:D : MAYBE THAT'S THE POINT, WEAKLING!! YOU FEEL SAFE AND THEN-- WHACHAAAA, I STRIKE!!!


I didn't ask for your whole strategical plan, but........ alright.
That makes my world a heck of a lot easier.


>:D : BUT I...... NOOOOOO!!! .... >:( .... sniff.... see what you've done...? Now I'm just unhappy and malicious.



Sounds like a happy ending to me. *parties*



THE CONCLUSION OF ANOTHER ADVENTURE OF KAYLA: The person who's really good at making others miserable even the evil ones yet it's okay cause she's a baddie too since you already saw that one coming but you don't want to believe that cause it's so obvious and one of her worst evil-doings of evil evilness is making you read this entire run-on sentence which isn't going to end anytime soon and does this remind you of the way someone writes Alaina cough cough ricky who doesn't deserve a capital letter like a real person since he isn't one burn it's pretty hard to figure out what's going on this way which is why this is so damn evil but you'll all forgive me in time I know this since you might still be reading to figure out what the hell's going on but that's the fun of it.....  


Sooooooo..... What'dja learn?

(MR. WALLING: "SHOULD'VE PARAPHRASED!!!!")

???

//this was a little tidbit.... will write back soon.//

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By clicking "Next Blog" I have just amused myself.
Check this out:

http://cutegirlsinstupidsunglasses.blogspot.com/

Also, here's the short lived blog of my friend, Brette (check the chat, she's there):

http://logofthelocalninja.blogspot.com

IT'S OFFICAL!!

I actually have a follower.... who I didn't FORCE to follow me!!

Round of applause, please?

*silence*

BE LIKE THAT

Voice: Don't have to tell me twice.

Me: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!

Voice: That I don't give a rat's ass about what you want me to do.

Me: Rat's ass....?

Voice: Heard your dad say it quite a few times.

Me: That's a bit morbid, isn't it?

Voice: None less than anything else.

Me: .......What are you talking about?!

*giggles* Dead babies....

Voice: Exactly...
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I did NOT get off topic ONE BIT.
Hehe...

In celebration, I'm posting a few random pictures that will mortify myself and a friend or two.
I can live with that.
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RANDOM FACT #1:
I'm kinda deathly allergic to giant lilies. Not deathly, but last time they were brought into the house, I was on my knees, eyes red and me all snotty. Kinda sorta dying. Lol. lol?
*ripping off the pollen filled stamen of small ones with glee*
Oh, and there's my mom. Heh.

RANDOM FACT #2

Lately, I keep on spelling America wrong. Sheesh. (Americah)

Does that make me a bad American? lol.

Um, my friend Lauren's face..... "improved" by my camera. Ah, I loff her.

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I would like to say that I'm sorry, but I'm a heartless bitch.... YEE HAW!

(I've always wanted to say that)
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For once, I think that I look semi okayish in this picture? Do you agree?

(I can't decide which I like better)

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I actually kinda like the one below.

*GASP*

MAH BOOBEHS ARE IN THE PIC!!

Well, duh, dumbass. HALF MY TORSO IS BOOB. Sheesh.

Girls, you can totally sympathize with me, yes?

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Um, lemme think. Something new I learned.

My cat's claws are weapons of mass destruction. She gave me an owwie!

I was all like "shit, what the hell was that for you rotten..."

Well, I couldn't call her a bitch, she's not a dog.

My 'lil gore.

Like Al Gore. Or however he's spelled. Mwhaha.

I have lots of books to tell you about, but that can always come later.

I leave you with this video. Lol. It amuses me.

Night my loffs!

Who Let The Cats Into The Mall?!? // WHO? WHO? WHO??

It all starts with the Alice In Wonderland "party" at hottopic (my favorite store).
Well, before then--- it starts with going home with the infamous Alaina, where we got ready and made our Cheshire cat masks. [hers purple, mine gray]
While at the mall, we put them on-- and left them on.
For TWO HOURS OF AMAZINGNESS. Guess who's going to the mall with masks next time?
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Things we did:

Had an epic staredown with satan. Okay, a satan-masked kid. Guess who won?
None other than us, da kittie cats.
It lasted for about five minutes, the dude standing completely still and us, naturally, giggling.
The showdown only ended when his friend pulled down his hood (which pissed him off, btw.)

2. Went to the party.
Which was basically empty... It kinda sucked...

But I got free trading cards for guessing on a random trivia question!

Jonny Depp has appearantly starred in 7 Tim Burton movies. Who knew?

3. Made people disapprove of us.
"Weird. Wierd. Weird."

4. Amused people.
"KITTIES!! KITTIES!!" "AHAHAHEHEAHEAHAHEHA!!"  <-- (old ladies)

5. Wreaked havoc on the kiddie toys.
Evidence:

As you can imagine, this was fun.
Very, VERY FUN!













Oh, and here's some odd lady with a shopping cart.



Please explain this, because I'm baffled.
Your mission: make a CREATIVE reason why she's towing around a shopping cart and if I like it, I will feature it in my blog? Got it? GET THINKIN'!
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MOOZEEK

I got some new stuff. XDDD

Soooo, be sure to check them out, they're worth your time. Promise. (I'm runnin outta time 'ere)

The Used- Lies for the Liars

The Used- The Used
The Devil Wears Prada- Plagues (Going to the concert in March @ Rocketown)
Alesana- The Emptiness (thanks again, Lainers)
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Until next time,
toodaloo
Melody (a kayla who wishes her name was something cooler)