Thursday, May 13, 2010

IT'S OFFICAL!!

I actually have a follower.... who I didn't FORCE to follow me!!
Round of applause, please?

*silence*

BE LIKE THAT

Voice: Don't have to tell me twice.

Me: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!

Voice: That I don't give a rat's ass about what you want me to do.

Me: Rat's ass....?

Voice: Heard your dad say it quite a few times.

Me: That's a bit morbid, isn't it?

Voice: None less than anything else.

Me: .......What are you talking about?!
*giggles* Dead babies....

Voice: Exactly...
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I did NOT get off topic ONE BIT.
Hehe...

In celebration, I'm posting a few random pictures that will mortify myself and a friend or two.
I can live with that.
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RANDOM FACT #1:
I'm kinda deathly allergic to giant lilies. Not deathly, but last time they were brought into the house, I was on my knees, eyes red and me all snotty. Kinda sorta dying. Lol. lol?
*ripping off the pollen filled stamen of small ones with glee*
Oh, and there's my mom. Heh.
RANDOM FACT #2
Lately, I keep on spelling America wrong. Sheesh. (Americah)
Does that make me a bad American? lol.

Um, my friend Lauren's face..... "improved" by my camera. Ah, I loff her.

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I would like to say that I'm sorry, but I'm a heartless bitch.... YEE HAW!
(I've always wanted to say that)
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For once, I think that I look semi okayish in this picture? Do you agree?
(I can't decide which I like better)

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I actually kinda like the one below.
*GASP*
MAH BOOBEHS ARE IN THE PIC!!
Well, duh, dumbass. HALF MY TORSO IS BOOB. Sheesh.
Girls, you can totally sympathize with me, yes?

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Um, lemme think. Something new I learned.
My cat's claws are weapons of mass destruction. She gave me an owwie!
I was all like "shit, what the hell was that for you rotten..."
Well, I couldn't call her a bitch, she's not a dog.
My 'lil gore.
Like Al Gore. Or however he's spelled. Mwhaha.

I have lots of books to tell you about, but that can always come later.
I leave you with this video. Lol. It amuses me.
Night my loffs!


5 comments:

  1. I had to follow you you're blog brings entertainment lol.

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  2. 'llo random person! i was wondering who it was.

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  3. Not too random since were on the same crochet forum. :)

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  4. nah, pretty much everything with kayla is random.

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